Alyssa

Born 1995 is Alaska, Alyssa started dating Zathura star Kristen Stewart in her mid twenties. She has also never been seen taking out the trash after nightfall.

Bath and body works scent: Warm Vanilla Sugar

Astrological sign: Sagittarius

Pets: Dianna, cat

Known powers: Analysis

Aliases: Waffles

Tattoos: Lil moon

Weird specialties: Queer Subtext, yelling about animals

Controversies: Took over Madie's Animal Crossing Island and started fracking

Conspiracy theories: The 5G Towers are spreading the coronavirus

Assigned Sailor Scout persona: Tuxedo Mask

Most likely to: become a vampire on the 12th moon, gnaw off Jeff Bezos's throat, sell his skull for cash and redistribute his wealth for housing

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